Clintons Piss on Military, BBC Benghazi Butt Rape Sinks SoS; Errol Southers Jarrett’s Leaker?
Chic Burlingame, Pat Tillman, Taylor Morris, Tyrone Woods and Boyd Ed Graves
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." --Plato
Obama’s butt buddy from Chicago
Butt Pirate in Training, Unattentive Mother, White Rock BC
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Presidential Limo and Speed Limo were doing 133 mph enroute to Ludington to snatch the package; Rooster and Atomic Betty were staked out at 832 Coach Way; Tillman and Chips were enjoying CSMs while reading AA brochures; Agents 80W and Ginger Cookie were in Room 178 of the Pier House to augment PUSSY STRETCHER; a pair of FEMA choppers failed to do Janet’s bidding not to be confused with NAPOLITANO’s biddette; Karl and Jane Tugboat stopped short of the birth canal to offload the package into a SEAL TEAM inflatable boat on loan from Little Creek; Agent Bean dreamed of position #7..up, up, and away ; Agent Chips ignores RBS and Barclay’s TOO LITTLE TOO LATE and send Wells Fargo stern message;rendezvous a goat rope, KGRR Limo trip to Pier House results in reverse Limo trip towards KGRR until FEMA trick fucks Michigan Air Guard; Package 9 rolls to Stryker at AZO; boards VC40B for trip to Quantico’s; launches decoy drone; expedites toward DC; suffers loss of cabin pressure as Hamish explains Reuters-BBC-Fox-USSES tactics; Chips has giant woody; 80W and Firewalker seek debriefings.
Prior to the transfer from CAMERON D to Seal Team inflatable boat the package of nine was focused on the mission with the exception of Agent Bean who was thinking about the pleasures of position #7 she preferred when she wanted goose-bump-inducing friction as she would keep her legs high and close together creating a super-tight fit. And since the PTRC would be entering you at a slight (about thirty-degree) angle, you both get a down-there sensation that's very distinct from what you're used to in the missionary or doggy position. You can stroke your own bliss button while your man pumps away, or just lie back, luxuriate in how oh-so-fabulous your body feels. Agent Bean always preferred at least 4 hours of pleasure which is a no-no according to Soy Milk drinking mean who watch the NFL and hear warnings on Viagra and Cialis adds targeting limp dicks; see also Romney, Soetoro, Pawlenty and others trying the end the United States. Fortunately for current residents of the U S and millions for whom it still is the beacon of hope, Abel Danger has volunteered to oversee DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY when the U S Military Tribunal puts pretenders in shackles and Benghazi Butt Rape sponsors in chains, capeche?
Scripture of the Day: 1 Peter 2:9
“But you are a chosen people, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, a people belonging to God, that you may declare the praises of him who called you out of darkness into his wonderful light.”
Praise song of the Day:
What A Day That Will Be (Video)
Americans cry as the BroncoBama/RumpRiderRomney erection will be over soon and TV viewers are reminded if an erection lasts more than 4 hours see a doctor or a Dangerette.
Tired of Bronco Bamma and Mitt Romney
“Sluggo, splash two, resume normal operations” came the announcement from the left shooting port as Buffalo, Minnesota’s septuagenarian sharp shooter had placed FIRE FOR EFFECT all over the windscreen of the two FEMA choppers operated by persons not keeping their oaths to protect America and Americans. The M249 SAW used by Sluggo was accurate and effective much like the words of the Cunning Linguist who will be remember as the WMPFP someday when normalcy returns to the U S and the U S military is no longer targeted by those in their chain of command who loathe them; see also Lip Biter of Oxford, the titless wonder with an axe handle butt and PinHead, no disrespect to the Pin Head duck is intended.
Courtly Stonewall and Agent Stone resumed a more leisurely 85 mph as Trooper Campbell from the Michigan State Patrol passed them to assume lead and his fellow Trooper Heinz took up the trail position putting the two Limos in the rocking chair. Courtly realized that the ramp up to 133 had caused the two American Flags to be blown off so he made a mental note of the popsicle stick he was passing, mile marker 13, so that the American Legion in Ludington could go back and find the flags and send them to Post 365 in Plum City for proper disposal on Friday night, 19 July, 2013 when the Chaplain of Post 365 would participate in respectful treatment of the American Flag unlike Bill Ayers and the dope who wrote Dreams of My Gash Gourmet Male DNA Provider.
Trooper Campbell led the two limos to W. Ludington Avenue and then with three flashes of his right blinker terminated the protective package as he and Trooper Heinz stopped at a donut shop to await the reciprocal transfer of ‘the package’ back to KGRR which was called Grand Rapids Airport before Gerald Ford got dementia and his spouse started overdoing the lemonade, capeche?
Agent Stone got confirmation that the package was assembled at the Pier House after the transfer from CAMERON D to Seal Boat to frustrate FEMA waiting at the S S Badger Pier to board the Tugboat crewed by Portsmouth, England’s Tugboat Twins who were too young to recall that the USS Guadalcanal LPH7 had made a port call in the summer of 1970 at which time David Gates was singing a monster hit with his group Bread and Mittens was still parading around in a Michigan State Trooper uniform as he was too important and too ‘scared shitless’ to do as other young American teens did, SERVE THEIR COUNTRY.