Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Chicago's Candyman and Her Short for Snuff Swaps - Chapter 16

Cambia Mi Corazon, Yo El Barro Soy 
Aquí viene el sol y ahí va Soetoro perro mierda de vuelta a Indonesia

Barry Soetoro, Punahou ‘79, Beware The Jackal of January 

We, The People, Reject and Dismiss You, The Fabrication

NRA: (redacted) Ruining America for Faux Royals?

Anderson, Piers and the Media Queers Targeted?

Dangerette Presents More Pleasant Target

Queen’s Pussies Harper and Soetoro Reach End of the Line

DMORT V Surveillance Pursuit Car TILLMAN’S GHOST

Georgia, On My Mind, 7 August, 2008 

Chapter 16 is leaving the station as Boo Boo and Piers attempt escape. Piers is ‘free to go”. Hope to ‘lasso’ the Punahou faker.

Scripture of the Day: John 15:1-5

15 “I am the true vine, and my Father is the gardener. 
2 He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes[a] so that it will be even more fruitful. 
3 You are already clean because of the word I have spoken to you. 
4 Remain in me, as I also remain in you. No branch can bear fruit by itself; it must remain in the vine. Neither can you bear fruit unless you remain in me. 
5 “I am the vine; you are the branches. If you remain in me and I in you, you will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing. 

Gospel Song of Day:

Secular Song of Day :

Chapter 16

Atomic Betty and Chips both picked up on the image of Putin and 0 + 15 and the word Georgia at the end of the second stanza. Chips had actually been flying over Georgia the evening the Russians were enjoying a military action there in the middle of the night of 7 August, 2008 flying an Air Astana A320 from Istanbul, Turkey to Astana, Kazakhstan when he had to deviate around ‘state aircraft’, i.e. Russian Air Force. Atomic Betty and Chips were curious as to where N007HT would be eventually landing as, because the mission in Hawaii was compromised and collapsing, they got into the back of the HPD unmarked unit with flashing blue lights and headed back to the airport, feeling certain they were going to Georgia enroute to Kazan, which is the center of aviation industry in Russia hence a frequent destination for Agent Chips as he supports Sukhoi’s exposure of Warren Buffett’s profiteering in the Sukhoi Superjet sanction of 9 May, 2012.

Just as the car passed the corner of Kalakaua and Kapiolani they saw a ‘brilliant blue flash’ strike the Pink Hotel and heard an eruption of fire power that made Agent Chips think back to the Fall of 2012 Turkey shoot at Knob Creek Range as a little hand grabbed his knob and placed it in range of her dentures, in a manner of speaking, as if she were old enough to have dentures, which, at 29, she was not, capeche? As pleasure was being provided by a warm, wet and willing NSA Dangerette who was FSD and MR, he harked back to the Smoky Mountain Range and the bright lights of Kentucky trying fervertly to ‘hold off’.

The Police car was headed to the airport and Chips was headed also, in a fashion, to Georgia, as the police scanner in the HPD unmarked unit heard that 37 other states were joining “the revolt”. Chips knew that what DHS, Crisis Actors, HSEEP, DMORT 5 and the undocumented work started in Newtown, would be finished in the Big Shoot Out at the FM Corral, F being Fargo and M being Moorhead. As the sedan pulled up to Aloha Airlines bag drop where Charlie Lawrence had once worked after graduating with Chips from Punahou ’67 and then their paths went to Annapolis, the shot heard round the world was fired so as to allow Atomic Betty to avoid a scratchy throat and Chips the embarrassment of walking with a ‘drawn sword’, as it were. He wished the Bee Gees could have hung around and Badfinger could have Held On, but there was a plane to catch, and a few small fry to expose for their parts in the PREMEDITATED KILLING IN CONNECTICUT that 37 state police organizations have found ‘REVOLTING’. Sidebar to John-boy Simmons of Crisis Actors (DHS) Denver, if you see ‘Angela’ tell her that Lake Charles is in LA ( Louisiana ) not Los Angeles. How are those cyber attacks working out for Simmons/Rincon Crisis Producers? Listen to the CREEP with a message for John Boy.

OK, enough about where we were in Chapter 15, we will start Chapter 16 with an easy question. On 20 July, 1969 while Agent Chips was at the Grand Forks Stock Car Races in his 1969 Camaro with the USNA decal in the back, not to be confused with the Beach Boys Decal in the back of ‘Be True to Your School’ which Agent Chips is (USNA) as he saves America from Clintons, Soetoros, Holder, Panetta and some other shitheads with the knowledge that Clintons, plural, have been true to their ‘free ride’ school, Georgetown, where today Thomas Smolich is the Queer Vatican’s ‘plantation supervisor” from his lofty perch at the top of the stairs seen in the Linda Blair movie THE EXORCIST. Hey shithead, exorcise Soetoro and follow him out with Piers the puffy Queen’s Pussy #3. Please go somewhere where WE THE PEOPLE, or what that be THEY THE OPPRESSED, don’t have guns. I have plenty, care to duel you Vatican whore and notice I didn’t say cock sucker or Whale Vagina as Schumer and Feinstein might get their Boxer Shorts brown and yellow or worse yet in a bunch or a wedgie.

re these the ‘jugglers and the clowns’ doing tricks? Ask Dylan, he wrote, not me.

The third stanza is respectfully stuffed up the rectums of the BBA and BBC, no offense to rectums intended. Collin Powell thinks we should get of Hillary as the Chief of Benghazi Bunglers. OK fathead, Abel Danger will not ever again mention Hillary the Fattest and mors Fowl of the Benghazi Bunglers, as soon as Tyrone Woods and Glenn Dougherty are restored to ‘original condition’. Otherwise, take a fucking leap fatboy.

Aw, you never turned around to see the frowns 
On the jugglers and the clowns 
When they all did tricks for you. 
You never understood that it ain't no good, 
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you. 
You used to ride on a chrome horse with your diplomat 
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat. 
Ain't it hard when you discover that 
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal ? 

While Agent Chips was enjoying the stock car races it is reported that some guys landed on the moon. Of course, it is also reported that Lanza did Newtown and Holmes did Aurora. Gee, if Holmes did Aurora why did you DHS jerkoffs have to kill Jennifer Gallagher who drowned in Iowa 15 days after she told Barack Obama that there were at least 3 killers according to numerous survivors of the Crisis Actors-Vision Box-DHS bankrolled by the Jesuits who infest Rome on the Potomac. Perhaps Boo Boo should have sought a neurological scan while he was there to see why he kills women like Jennifer Gallagher and Beverly Eckert and Wendy Burlingame. Boo Boo had Eckert killed in the Colgan 3407 hit and of course Wendy was burned in an arson that somehow spared her ‘live in penis operator’ like Kal Penn was at the half White House before Sasquatch’s flatulence, developed while she was being weened, but not weinered, from Twinkies while she tells America to slim down while she ‘sails through the 300 pound threshold. It is rumoured that Piers Morgan and Anderson Pooper drove Kal Penn back to LA where Crisis Actors and Vision Box purport to be located and that each night of the cross country trip they was a ‘bowl of chili and a bubble bath’ in a flatulating contest in Jacuzzi as they ‘bobbed for apples’, but not the kind with pectin.

Barry Soetoro, Punahou ’79 has purported to be from America but may be exported to Indonesia in a box, think MindBox and if you don’t get where we’re going google:

[ Wells Fargo + Ryan Thomas + MindBox + Mike Heid + Field McConnell ] 

Perhaps it would be more appropriate to have the USS Vincennes drop Barry Soetoro, QP1 at the same GPS coordinates where they ‘slid’ Doppelganger 2, the Osama stiff who was the third Osama claimed to be killed after December, 2001 and as reported by Ms. Bhutto which triggered two reactions to her 2007 BBC Interview alleging OBL dead: first some rat bastards at BBC/BBA killed this nice lady who sought peace and then the Fuckin BBC who has protected the Fuckin BBA whose LIBOR whores ( pardon the redundancy ) asked, verbatim, “Who the fuck are the Americans to tell British Bankers we cannot violate trade treaties”. Well, you LIBOR whores, one of the fuckin’ Americans has seen SAM CAM WHAM BAM’s other tattoo, perhaps by taint. Recall the summer palace in Brighton and how close it is to the MetroPOLE Hotel by the Brighton Pier. Perhaps she found Continental, TWA, Delta and Northwest pilots more SATISFYING then that limp Eton-Oxford-Bullington POS whose Brize Norton C17s have occasional FADEC FADEOUTS. The next occasion will be on (redacted) and will occur to distract Britons from learning that Prince William’s DNA is a dead ringer for King Carols of Spain. Oh, pardon me, I meant King Carlos the HEAD of state who hasn’t boinked his bride since 1976 taking a close second place to Prince Charles whose greatest desire to be a tampon inside an awkward horse of a purported female. Come to think of it, I will stipulate out of the boudoir that Camilla is a non male as I wouldn’t want to observe the prima facie evidence. Speaking of her package and his face, I wondered if the horse faced progeny of Prince Phartingham wiggled his ears while sticking his nose in her business, in a matter of speaking in a laconic and affable manner.

Prior to being ‘reassigned’ from FAST AND FURIOUS Phoenix to the Plum City Abel Danger office exposing the killers of kids including, but not limited to: DHS, Vision Box, Crisis Actors, Eric Holder and Barry Soetoro, Punahou ’67, Tillmans Ghost frequently haunted the “Lost Dutchman Mine” in the Superstition Mountains , AZ not to be confused with the FLYING DUTCHMAN GARAGE in Durand, Wisconsin where TILLMAN’S GHOST will take first place in the Blues on the Chippewa Festival Car Show in August, 2013.
DMORT V Surveillance Pursuit Car TILLMAN’S GHOST

Note: the flyer above is the 2012 Car Show, in 2013 it will be on Saturday, 2 August, 2013. There will be a 36 Stud parked alongside TILLMAN’S GHOST, rumour has it. I cannot speculate as I am involved in an investigate of how many Crisis Actors were used at Newton, Connecticut when the Hirams Temple Masonic Lodge was 400 feet from the Sandy Hoax given them an excellent view to a ‘street theatre’ production just as Vivi 36, Venus 77, (S)Word 31 and Ricky Gibney’s F16B had when they were evil voyeurs to the preplanned carnage at NYC and Washington DC while Fat Warren Buffett and 300 Goldman Sachs ‘buddy fuckers’ watched the failed attack on America thwarted when Abel Danger imputed a 41 minute delay in the departure of Captain Jason Dahl’s United 93 as is testified to by Agents knowing the significance of the name Susan McElwain, capeche? No, I didn’t think you would capeche.

Google [ Warren Buffett + Goldman Sachs + Abel Danger + 9/11 + Offutt ] and it appears Abel Danger is the ‘only game in town’ in explaining the pass through certificates and ‘dead NYFD firefighters’ that Sam Cam’s ‘spread bettors’ were making book of. Sam Cam is the perfect bookie as Tricky from Massive Attack says she’s a great ‘bed spreader’ or excuse me, I meant ‘spread better, just as her co-conspirators Barry Soetoro, Darling Davy and Glamourboy are bed wetters thinking of how to avoid the gallows if the Queen throws them under the bus, capeche?
Tyrants Won’t Be Hanging Around Much Longer

Agent Chips and Atomic Betty had settled into the after CRF just as the Falcon 7X callsign N007HT rolled around the corner of the reef runway 08R and took off in the direction of Diamond Head. Chips could feel the normal 30 degree turn to the right to avoid the Waikiki Beach area, unlike an American Airlines DC10 Captain on his last flight did back around the early 1990s. A matched two piece set of IOCs in Pastel Mint Green were hastily draped over the lap on the bed side table as Atomic Betty set the pace for what she hoped would be an enduro to one for her Mindbender favorites for her polebending position atop the Purple Tipped Red Champion. As she selected F4 on her Clipper Paint Palette against Chips prepared for knight action and placed his Clipper Squirt Gun to FLASH FESTUS/BOINK FILTER so that only Flash messages would interruptus their coitus which was of a heterosexual, consensual and CEMAW type unlit Barry Boo, Anderson Pooper, Piers Morgan, Rahm ‘the rammer’ Emmanuel, Donald Young, Nate Spencer, Larry Bland, Larry Sinclair, Kal Penn enjoy after they gather for a bowl of chili and a bubble bath or a quick game of ‘drop the soap’.

Agent Chips felt he must be doing something right as her moaning sounded like a back up singing to Leonard Cohen in his signature song I’M YOUR MAN not to be confused with the George Soros-Barry Soetoro signature song recorded by James and Bobby Purify. Because Atomic Betty was an MR FSD Chips didn’t have to pull her string, but she never missed a chance at pulling his. As Chips listened to the lyrics he realized that this song probably inspired the Brits goons who invented the adage “you can have what you want, if you do what your told”. To prevent himself from an embarrassing early exploculation, he thought about how hypocritical the pompous and bloated Piers One Export, notice I didn’t say lying shithead Piers Morgan whose ratings are falling faster than Hillary Lesbo Ball Box Shorts at Wellesley where she enjoyed some tuna casserole with Lavendar Merkin, the Boston Banker, and Wife of Ryan who worked with the FUCKING BRITISH BANKERS ASSOCIATION from 2000-2002 during the planning and execution of their failed attack on America of 9/11 and she stayed their until 2002 to help Lord Timothy Garden and Prince Phartingham attempted, unsuccessfully, to cover up the Faux Royal’s attack on America carried out by the HARRY CHAPIN FIVE who are well known to be 5 of the seven weak links in the failed attack. I would mention their names but Maurice ‘Seahorse’ Baril, Rick ‘Errand Boy’ Finley, Charles ‘Ham Fisted Helo Pilot’ Bouchard, Angus ‘what’s his name’ Watt and Russell CANADIAN STALLION Williams. The two American ‘chumps’ are Henry ‘Textiles’ Shelton and Robert ‘don’t scramble’ Marr. Gee, leaving out the nick names, lets see what ‘googles up’.

Aha, Abel Danger is the only return, bet they bleach that faster than they bleached John Simmons, Chief Kehoe, Rincon, Donut Eater and Blumenthal. As Chips continued his first enduro in three chapters, Atomic Betty’s ‘hour glass figure’ and twin 44s made him think that he’d have to think of Sasquatch or Thunder Thighs to reduce his TI and delay the exploculation to be heard around the world when Atomic Betty called “switch, Time Bomb” which she loved because she enjoyed facing him and straddling him with her feet on the floor, slowly lowering her whisker bisquit onto his Purple Tipped Red Champion, with her knees bent at a ninety-degree angle. She started by letting just the tip of his gargantuan penis entering the target area, then lowering herself inch by inch until she allowed him full entry by bearing all the way down on his thighs as he returned the favor by sharing with her the full measure of his lengthy portion which would produce a cupful that she would not hold in her hand but rather, oh never mind.
Erotic Instructions 

As Atomic Betty was enjoying the ‘ratty tat tat’ like the drummer, who, by the way, was Joe Butler not to be confused with Steve Boone, Zal Yavonsky or John Sebastian, or for that matter any of the LONE GUNMEN ( note spelling ) used by British wankers, pardon the redundancy, going back to the hit on Abe Lincoln whose abduction failed and whose death ensured.

Atomic Betty cooed in Chips’ good ear, “It must be great be hung well”.

Chips smiled to himself while keeping up the rhythm until the song ended. With his somewhat wry or sardonic way of thinking Chips realized that at the end of the failed Obama experiment if the jester didn’t slip out of the country expeditiously, than the Gay King who caused Piers One Morgan to achieve his record turgidity index of 43% causing Barry Soetoro and Anderson Pooper to nick-name him ‘the dribbler’, might find out what being hung feels like; right after Thunder Thighs, Panetta, Holder, Pelosi and (redacted) and for the record notice I did not say Whale Vagina, see also El Gordo, the Diva of Dowdy, Diane Feinsteindickcheese or Schmuck Schumer, no offense to non treasonous schmucks. Chips was brought back into focus when Atomic Betty moaned “Switch, Lengthy Linguini, Chips, with Smoked Oysters at the rimshot”.

Sex Position of the Day 

Agent Chips, always the gentleman, enjoyed Atomic Betty’s 13th favorite position because it allowed him and unobserved stern shot while leaning ever-so-slightly over her hour glass body to die for.. Chips alway pushed one of his knees between her legs, positioning his body so he have his ‘skinny wingman’ fly up what is not to far from the tailpipe, in fighter pilot ters. Often Chips placed one hand on her back to help support himself as he goes for the plunge, hence his F4 callsign ‘Plunger’ when he beat up the Fagotville flunkers in the CF18 Hornless Hornet jets at Willy Tell, 1986. Atomic Betty knew that the key to her pleasure was keeping her limbs as limp as a noodle while he kept the air refueling probe as stiff as Tempered Steel not to bring up the book by the same name about James Kasler, only Air Force fighter pilot with three AF Crosses.

Chips reached the two hour point in fine shape but to keep from blowing oats, he thought of the great shotoff between a Limey and a Marine and how even though the Brit had twice as big a magazine ( what say you Queer Piers?), the Marine destroyed more targets, which, “at the end of the faggy day” is the point, whether the target is a innocent person the bankers set you in combat with, someone breaking into your home, or some law enforcement officer not keeping his oath according to the 1902 Dick Act which was signed in 1903 in Ohio which is one of the first four states to recommend hand gun training for school employees. As Chips mentally reviewed the shootout he noted the term FISH AND CHIPS and SMOKEless gunpowder. He smiled as he knew his sister would once again wonder how everything goes his way never realizing it is because of Proverbs 3:5/6.
Fat Pussy and Young Male ‘nutless’ Feline

Ray Novak, Stephen Harper’s gay lover - Principal Secretary in Canada's PMO - Protégé of Tom Flanagan (U. of Calgary) - Corporate Canada's Catholic Cabal

Note to readers: Further tips regarding Ray Novak (and, of course, his relationship to and with Stephen Harper, Canada's current Prime Minister) are welcome at the bottom of this post, in the Comments section. We're all paying their salaries; we may as well find out what we're receiving for our money. Thanks! (And do check back for updates.) 

Source: BC Blue: One BC Conservative's view on it all…

Holy smokes... Wherry article that is Conservative-friendly

July 20, 2010 — BC Blue

Ray Novak with a Blackberry, a coffee, dark circles under his eyes 

Aaron Wherry of Maclean’s writes a great profile piece on PM Stephen Harper’s right-hand man Ray Novak here.

I’ve worked with Ray and he is not only the nicest guy you will ever meet in politics, he is also the most competent.

Continue reading at AbelDanget.net

Chips and Atomic Betty both heard and unusual ‘grinding’ sound so Atomic Betty cooed “Quickie authorized, finish me off with a rimshot at the buzzer” which was followed shortly thereafter shortly by her signature multiples and moaning that sound like a war whoop from an Ottawapiskat squaw having her hymen broken and it was followed with a transfer of DNA rich Smoked Oysters as Atomic Betty and Chips needed to check on the condition, and destination, of N007HT, HT meaning Highly Tactical or Happy Trails, do you three Gay puppets of the Goose Stepping Geriatric consorting with Prince Phartingham feel lucky? Luckier that the Queen when her Bentley wouldn’t start after church cause the skinny, evil, flatulent Windsor impersonator to walk back to Sandringham on a cold winter day 13 months after a young female body was found by the stables. Perhaps it was Bess the Inn Keepers daughter who’d been plaiting a deep red love knot into her long black hair.

Chips gave the lady 17 NAPAWASHs for her Abel Danger standard post boinking protocols as he stuffed his junk, took a Marine Corps shower and put on some foo foo juice. As he noticed her 44D fun bags were still heaving, he check his Clipper and found two messages in queue. He selected the one from Agent Tillman first as Atomic Betty was halfway done with the Smoked Oyster deal.

Nutcracker Agent Tillman Priority Clipper to Agent Chips, copy Marquis d’Cartier: Chips, haven’t heard much from you. Is it OK to pull Soeotoro’s chain with this statement [ "ALL LAWS WHICH ARE REPUGNANT TO THE CONSTITUTION ARE NULL AND VOID according to Marbury vs. Madison, 5 US (2 Cranch) 137, 174, 176 (1803) Just an update from real world, Barry but MARBURY vs. MADISON IS IN EFFECT, Capeche? ] One more thing Chips, is it me or did American Psycho prepare the sheeple for 9/11 in the same way as Liberty Valance foretold the JFK murder ten days after he told the American People the office of President of the U S had been hijacked?

Fellowship of the Minds - Report from Iron Mountain – Blueprint for Tyranny 

Let’s see, American Psycho predicts 9/11 just as Liberty Valance predicted JFK’s ‘Lone Gunman’ just like the LONE GUNMENat Aurora, Cudahy, Newtown, and 1/21/2013. If three French ‘lone jackals’ spray lead on MLK Day, it’s no hair of our asses, right Chips? No hurry but a quick response when you are done doing the Dangerette. Tillman, Cebu

Chips saw that Atomic Betty was fully clad so he sat next to her on the bed so they could both read the FLASH FESTUS from Hamish which he had errantly sent as a Routine Clipper.

Blabbermouth Hamish FLASH FESTUS to Agent Chips and whoever has the hammer at Abel Danger: Chips it is vital that you contact me by 2241 central on Tuesday, January 15, 2013. Your friend from Gaylord’s Opryland Tea Party convention who posed by your Purple limo is opening up on the western flank. Georgia and Tennessee set to provide ‘support legal fire from eastern flank, perhaps you could shoot one of your skinny little wingmen up the bum of the bum from Chicago: http://redflagnews.com/headlines/just-in-supreme-court-of-the-united-states-to-hold-conference-on-eligibility-of-obama If I don’t hear from you by 2359 today, Tuesday, I will launch the post below and let the Chips fall where they may as we have done our best. Plum City – (AbelDanger.net) – January 15, 2013. United States Marine Field McConnell has linked Michelle Obama’s ‘Day of the Spread-Bet Jackal’ script to a swearing-in sniper time which his sister Kristine Marcy has allegedly booked through JABS to balance betting activity at the moment when a British sniper is authorized to kill a top official (Judge Roberts?) at the POTUS swearing-in ceremony on January 21, 2013.

See #1:
Abel Danger Mischief Makers - Mistress of the Revels - 'Man-In-The-Middle' Attacks (Revised)

#1325 Marine Links Valerie Bowman Sniper Key to Day of the Jackal’s Swearing In “Final Report - 

The DC Sniper (Part 1/4)”

HAC motto – Balance weapons peace – The Jackal’s City base for deep-penetration surveillance and target acquisition, founded in 1537

Cameron’s Keynesian Spread Bet “New World Order [Spread Bet] Monetary System” 

“Barack and Michelle Obama meet the Queen”

“Chief Justice John Roberts stuffs up swearing in Presidential oath”

British Sniper: The new long-shot record holder…

You may not know, but I am an amazing sniper myself. Ask anyone I know and they’ll tell you that I am a ‘one shot, one kill master’. Seriously, it doesn’t matter if it’s Halo3, Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield or any first person shooter, I am a cold-as-ice killer of epic proportions. 

Oh, we’re talking about real life? . . . I’ve shot my uncles rifle once or twice, and I’m pretty sure that tree (from 30 feet away) didn’t see it coming. …I digress.  

Meet British Sniper Craig Harrison

It’s a good thing Craig Harrison is on our side, as this British sniper recently shot two insurgents from over 2.47 kms away for a new “in-battle” sniper record. The previous record has been standing since 2002; a 2.43 km shot made by Canadian Army Cpl. Rob Furlong (presumably with a much shittier gun than Harrison). Harrison recounts: – “The first round hit a machine-gunner in the stomach and killed him outright, the second insurgent grabbed the weapon and turned as my second shot hit him in the side. He went down, too,” Harrison told the Sunday Times of London. Sniping experts proclaim that this is as good as modern sniping gets. “When you are shooting that far, if you miss by a hair, you miss by a mile,” said John Plaster, a retired US Army sharp-shooting instructor and author of “The Ultimate Sniper”. “That is about as precise as any marksmen on the planet could shoot. At a distance like that they cannot even see anyone and they would not even hear the muzzle report,” Plaster said. 

Harrison said that weather helped him a great deal, as there was no wind and great visibility. Unfortunately, in the final days of his campaign he suffered a minor gunshot wound and broken arms when his vehicle was hit by a roadside bomb ambush. 

The weapon used? 

The Accuracy International L115A3 long-range rifle. It’s bad ass! The British Army says this about the weapon: 

“British snipers fulfill a vital and enduring role on the battlefield, in terms of intelligence-gathering, target identification and eliminating high-value targets. The L115A3 rifle, part of the Sniper System Improvement Programme (SSIP), is a large-calibre weapon which provides state-of-the-art telescopic day and night all-weather sights, increasing a sniper’s effective range considerably. The first batch of SSIPs were deployed to Afghanistan in May 2008. Designed to achieve a first-round hit at 600 metres and harassing fire out to 1,100 metres, Accuracy International’s L96 sniper rifle has also been upgraded with a new x3-x12 x 50 sight and spotting scope. The L115A3 long range rifle fires an 8.59mm bullet which is heavier than the 7.62mm round of the L96 and less likely to be deflected over extremely long ranges. Other elements of the Sniper System Improvement Programme include night sights, spotting scopes, laser range finders and tripods.” 

The bullets are literally the length of a beer bottle, and the damage they inflict is described as “destructive”. You gotta be thankful to be where you are, and not part of this whole shemozzle in the middle east.  

Here are some cool videos on the subject…2nd video is mildly related.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8abSZZPlik (User Youtube account terminated) 

Related: Very interesting report on a Elite Sniping unit from Canada. 

Here’s a really cool story from a Canadian magazine that follows the aftermath of the previous record setting sniping unit from Canada. Kind of a despicable story of how the Canadian Government basically screwed them while the American’s awarded them for saving the lives of countless marines. A great read. 

[Sources: NYPost, British Army, Accuracy International Rifles]”

More to follow.

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Atomic Betty and Chips had just finished reading the Clipper from Hamish when the professional voice of Sky Master came on the intercom to explain a change of destination:

“From the COCK, I say again, Cock pit I want to explain to anyone concerned about the ‘grinding noise’ that we had to disconnect a CSD on the #2 S-duct engine. We are going to change destinations from Dobbins AFB, Georgia, to what used to be Bergstrom AFB near Austin, Texas. We have just coasted in over Miramar NKX and with this favorable tailwind expect to be in Austin area in time for last call at the Champs bar in the Marriott near UT and the Garaj Mahal. All is well. Skymaster.

Chips had his hand on the door when a smaller hand gave him a cursory TI check finding a paltry 92%. Passing him two Rodney Baldinger NDSU Extend-o-peters and a tin of Smoked Oysters, she turned out the light, latched the dead bolt and said “Prepare for knight action” as she selected C120 and F4 on her Clipper Paint Palette and half masted the IOC in Pastel Manly Mocha.

As they commenced a position known as ‘Saucy Spoons’ it was again very obvious that this was not her first ‘tip toe through the tulips’ as he tip toe through her four.


  1. Let the chips fall where they WILL
    So Juan Carlos who is of the seed of Jessee
    ID as unwise as king Solomon when it comes to
    his dick and women. So he really is Don Juan who
    looks like Rocka Piesto the Portagee beekeeper from
    (redacted)as God's gift to Wo-man. Must be trying
    to get even with Buckingham for sticking his rod in
    a French Queen. What happened to buckingham's French
    Batard? So Juan who wanted to be Jesus Christ is
    going to be the Grandpapy of Camel lot.

    Go find in the bible what happens when a man
    comes ripping up in a chariot hauling ass behind
    2 camels.



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