Friday, February 28, 2014

The List of Innholder Thurso – The Wrist That Didn’t Bleed - Chapter 14

Serco Suckers Given 22 April, 2014 Deadline
Holder, Dempsey, Soetoro, Marcy And [ redacted ]

Accurate Portrayer Of US and Barry Soetoro, Punahou ‘79
G-Spot: genderless + infertile + FIELD's box + Abel Danger

Ace Of Hearts TRUMPS 2 Of Spades
G-Spot: Holder + Soetoro + Marcy + Plechash + al Qaeda

Scramble 3??? WMPFP Instructs Student Of Minuscule Experience
G-Spot: McCain + Pawlenty + Plechash + McConnell + TREASON

Sandy Hook’s Drag Hooker Exposed By Rogue Google Artist
G-Spot: cunning linguist + drone snatcher + thong slinger + abel danger

Pope Francis B. Gigolo to Ratslinger: “ Are You Sure It Was Abel Danger?”
G-Spot: bergoglio + junta + 1970s + brussels

Serco’s Chris “Buster” Hyman Project 9/11 and Project Sandy Hook
G-Spot: Serco + Chris 'Buster' Hymen + human face + nick buckles + G4S

Piers Morgan’s “Mum”, Porcine Morgan
G-Spot: Creamy Behemoth + Cavernouse Bowels + skid marks + pinch a loaf

Well Knockered Abel Danger Agent Takes An Obama
G-Spot: Mounir + Soetoro + Obama + FIELD MCCONNELL

Abel Danger Brokers Removal Of Piss Ant Piers, aka Queen’s Pussy
G-Spot: FIELD MCCONNELL + piers morgan + Queen's Pussy + fish balls

Way back in Chapter 13 Chips was ‘working it’ when Mystery Girl barked out“switch, pile driver, jack hammer” as she struck a pose that reminded Chips of rabbit earred TV antennas. As he plugged in for a second round he wondered if Alex Plechash, Hothead McCain, Lindsay Lightloafers, Kristine Marcy and Malloy’s ‘fuckups’ in Connecticut had a clue as to who was capable of stopping the rain, the reign, or in this case both, the HAARP controlled storm and the Reign of Terror deployed by Vatican, City of London and the 5 leaking lesbians who have laid Serco’s neck on a chopping block. Notice, for the record, I did not tie these names to Lesbo Leakers: Gorelick, Hillary, Marcy, Baginsky, Reno. It would not be gentlemanly of me. However, I know who’ll stop the rain and I have been working for him every day since 4 December, 2006 when Umbrellaman assigned me this mission, which is military parlance for call, which is God’s language and the call is described in Psalm 94:16. Chips wanted to hose Plechash for a few more hours but he thought perhaps McCain’s errand boy had learned enough for one chapter. Chips thought he wanted to change the tempo for the enduro so he selected D8 and continuous while his PTRC was demonstrating to Mystery Girl who was in the driver’s seat, in this case “pile driver, jack hammer”. 

 Chapter 14

Scripture: John 14:1-5

14 “Do not let your hearts be troubled. You believe in God[a]; believe also in me.
2 My Father’s house has many rooms; if that were not so, would I have told you that I am going there to prepare a place for you?
3 And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am.
4 You know the way to the place where I am going. 
5 Thomas said to him, “Lord, we don’t know where you are going, so how can we know the way?”
6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

Gospel: “Changed Now For The Good”


Secular: Sky High


Video: Unknown Cameron and Soetoro commit treason

Chips and Mystery Girl had finished their endure and went back into the World’s Most Dangerous Studebaker Garage to find that in their absence Abel Danger Global Intel had put pressure on CNN to silence the Prince of Pith or we would no longer send intel through their back door. Intel such as the pedophile issue of superbowl weekend which had been published on Friday before the ‘blowout by Seattle’ resulting in the arrest of 45 pimps. Abel Danger also sent back door intel regarding Sandy Hook and that effort accelerated the departure of Janet Napolitano and Reuben Bradford simply by sending this google pairing to Governor Malloy of Connecticut, Chris Hook of USDoJ Pride and Eric Holder returned a trip to Sweden where he admitted his preference while supporting LGBT issues like the ones that Serco, Soros and Soetoro had promised Martin Dempsey would allow WE THE PEOPLE to be trampled under the jack-boots of a bunch of raging queens. Holder is such a candy ass that one hour after Abel Danger’s Global Operations director left a comment on the CNN news story regarding “no bombs at the Boston Marathon” the guy who couldn’t get a job with either the Stylistics or the Delfonics faked a heart attack saying his chest felt like Hillary’s head. Perhaps if Eric the Red were more manly he could have backed Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes. Sidebar to Eric Holder, Martin Dempsey, Barry Soetoro and [ redacted ], if you don’t know me by now you have created a greater tactical error than John McCain’s failed errand boy Alex Plechash. While I cue up this million seller from 1972 perhaps you guys can google these terms:

ALEX PLECHASH + McCain + Pawlenty + Treason + FIELD MCCONNELL


Chips and Mystery girl noticed Atomic Betty, Agent 99 and Julie Shirts standing next to a couple with funny accents. As they approached from behind they heard Agent 99 discussing a scriptural quotes while they were looking at a suggestive photo the Atomic Betty believed to be position 57 in the Abel Danger Boinking Protocols Position List of the top 250 positions to be used amongst cooperating, consensual, hetero sexual and CEMAW Agents of Abel Danger instead of the deviant acts preferred by Connecticut Masons, Prince Charles pal who was linked to Jimmy Savile on the next UK Column Live Show which may, or may not, occur Monday 3 March, 2014 well before the IDES OF MARCH when Dempsey will be wondering who in the world made up the Google G-Spot [ 23 star fraggers + Pat Tillman ]

Chips commented discretely to Mystery Girl “Amongst Abel Danger Agents it is more than acceptable to have the Dangerette take the ‘pole position’ and of course it does not relate to NASCAR or any other racing group and notice for the record I didn’t cloudy the issue by mentioning that Cadillac is the only car made in the U S to be chosen car of the year by the Royal Automotive Club and the only car in the world selected twice, 1908 and 1912 he thought but he was a little distracted by a hint of clover he was detecting over and over which links to ovaries but not the chicken shit law firm Allen and Overy, perhaps the law firm that first leaked the ‘Serco’ issue to Abel Danger Global Intel who is terrified that when Lt Paul Vance figures out that Field McConnell is the fellow who refers to him as DONUT 1 Abel Danger’s Global Ops Director may get a visit by the same shitheads that dropped in on Wolfgang Halbig. It seems that the 62 year old Police Lt in image below is having a ‘hissy fit’ knowing that Field McConnell was a Lt. at age 21 in 1971. Maybe donuts delay progress and inhibit clear thinking and honest answers from the ‘masters’ WE THE PEOPLE who ultimately control the paid public FUCKING SERVANTS, see also pissants.”

Agents 99 and Julie Shirts noticed Chips and the Mystery Girl and they pointed at the two news folks and then at the 96 inch flat screen video monitor that was started and the first image was recognized to be Chuck Smith, no relation to Agent Chips’ friend Chuck Roast.

The new Dangerette pushed the ‘pause button’ on the computer playing the video and made an introduction of Agent Crusher from ‘down under’ who had travelled with her to Plum City to be in position for the fireworks thought to be rolling out Monday 3 March, 2014 as UK Column does on program linking Jimmy Savile’s living friend to the procurement of children to Ed Heath, the Royals, and Members of Parliament. I think Brian Gerrish or Mike Robinson or both should apologize to the USA for the 200+ years of modeling “government by extorted pedophiles” to the greatest country that ever existed and may well be heading back to being the best again as soon as Serco’s Suckers including Soetoro, Dempsey, Holder, Marcy and [ redacted ] are exposed on the Livestream radio show playing at 2pm eastern, 28 February, 2014 from 401 Main Street, Plum City, Wisconsin which has zero donut eating constitutionally confused transvestites acting like a ‘master’. Perhaps Lt Paul Vance Sr would like to show us his bait.

“Hello from Oz, Agent Tiger Lily and myself were sent to discuss Andrew Peacock and his associate from Boeing in Australia, Allison Bone. I might anticipate that our Global Operations Director might quip “I have a bone to pick with here” but we don’t have time. Australia’s newest Dangerette will now make a few short comments before Hammer Rooster Cogburn will be briefing us preceding the Umbrellaman update set for 12 minutes hence. Tiger Lilly, over to you.”

“Thank you Crusher. As Crusher mentioned I am a new Dangerette with responsibilities involving Boeing, Serco and the Australian Britsh White Cattle Society and was traveling with the group that attended the 2002 British White Cattle Sale and Show in Barnesville, Minnesota in June, 2002, hosted by Agent Chips. My other jobs is as a commercial industrial furniture designer and I have monitored every transmission for Herman Miller chairs at Serco, Boeing, ‘certain’ hotels and of course Alice Springs Orange Grove. I will turn it over to Rooster Cogburn who will introduce Umbrellaman soon. Sociable!”

“My comments will be brief. This morning, Thursday, 27 February, 2014 Agent Chips posted a comment at the youTube CNN has where they discuss the lack of explosives at the Boston Marathon “lack of bomb”-ing. We believe that the private security ‘sniping team’ that was on top of the tall building with a VIEW TO A KILL saw and recorded the motions of Margie Sullivan or one of her female employees as they directed the street theater of Boston’s Marathon that is exactly the same as the Street Theater of Sandy Hook. We find it odd that those two men from the ‘sniping team’ are the same two men found dead aboard the Maersk Alabama. We believe they were killed to silence their testimony regarding what they saw from the rooftops just as Seal Team 6 six was killed from what they didn’t see in the capture of Osama Bin Laden because he was never captured and Obama is completely full of shit if he is naïve enough to think that Agent Chips’ most excellent discourse on the SNOOKERED CHINOOK would not be shared with SEAL teams in California, Virginia and AFLOAT. Back in April of 2011 Agent Chips shared the truth of the assassination of those aboard EXTORTION 17 and that can be documented by googling [ snookered chinook + abel danger ]. This information was shared with the 23 Star Fraggers of Pat Tillman who was assassinated by (redacted) on 22 April, 2014 which is why the Global Ops Director of Abel Danger has given Martin Dempsey until sundown, 22 April, 2014 to COME CLEAN about why he had Gina Farrisee award Pat Tillman a SILVER STAR 5 hours after a bullpup SA80 Sniping rifle put three .223 rounds in his forehead with a spread of the size of a quarter. Perhaps these generals would like to explain why none of them had responded to the ACID GAMBIT of Agent Chips, Annapolis ’71. Cody, Abizaid, Petraeus, DEMPSEY, McChrystal, Kensinger and Farrissee. Gee I wonder if Michael Hastings would still be alive if he could write heterosexual fiction involving scripture, pastel IOCs and old music, gospel, rock, popular or blues. I will follow Umbrellaman with more, but for now listen to Abel Danger’s musical maestro, Agent Bart, not to be confused with Sheriff Bart while he sings a suggestion that Barry Soetoro and Eric Holder “get out of the hood” or expect a Michael Hastings-John Parsons Wheeler-Tom Clancy cardiac event aware that the last three letters of cardiac spell CIA and CAI both involved in 9/11, Sandy Hook and Boston Marathon “lack of bomb”-ing, capeche? As we share a sociable, please read the post that we will put up on 28 February, 2014 if we don’t see Martin Dempsey get real smart, real fast.”


#1863: Marine links Mycroft MI-3 to Clinton Common Purpose body bags, Serco Benghazi, Sandy Hook tags

Plum City – ( – February 27, 2014: United States Marine Field McConnell has linked Mycroft Warrants issued to agents of the MI-3 Innholders Livery Company, to the Hillary Clinton operatives who apparently used Common Purpose body bags to remove Serco-tagged bodies from the September 2012 crime scenes associated with the Arkancidal murders of American citizens in Benghazi and the lone-gunman killing of children and teachers at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown CT.

McConnell recognizes a Mycroft Warrant as a writ issued by a competent but blackmailed or extorted officer, usually a judge or magistrate, who permits an otherwise illegal act (such as the spoliation of evidence at crime scene investigations, or, the omission of autopsies which might expose pedophiles’ murder-for-hire, or, the tracking of blackmailers in pre-positioned triage teams) and affords the person executing the writ protection from damages if the act is performed.

MI-3 = Kristine Marcy (sister) + Norman Inkster + Interpol + Intrepid (William Stephenson)

McConnell claims Serco root companies extorted Mycroft warrants from the Prince of Wales (later Edward VII) and used a GMT-based telegraph call center in London’s Langham Hotel to blackmail pedophile Innholder guests in Australia, Canada, New Zealand and the United States.

McConnell notes that whilst Serco’s pedophile blackmailers have controlled prison/hotel-based crime scenes for centuries, the 90’s integration of MI-3 Mycroft warrants, Serco tags and Common Purpose un-autopsied body bags required the criminal collaboration of his sister Kristine “Con Air” Marcy, Cressida “Common Purpose” Dick and Hillary “Travelgate” Clinton.

McConnell claims that in September 2010, Serco director Maureen Baginski and Clinton used Mycroft Warrants to authorize the use of Common Purpose body bags and triage tags which allowed MI-3 Innholders to bypass autopsies and return sanitized bodies to loved ones for burial.

McConnell invites key word Googlers to read excerpts below and ask why “The List of Sherlock Innholders – The Wrist That Didn’t Bleed” book has a new title at

The other Abel Danger professionals were speed reading Post #1863 while Chips was noticing that Agent Tiger Lily from ‘down under’ had a nice caboose and a ‘rack-o-plenty’ as he mentally reviewed Abel Danger boinking position #57. He was mentally undressing Tiger Lily who must have sensed his oogling as she handed him a 4 by 6 index card in salmon while he was mentally reviewing the lyrics to CLASS OF 57 knowing his goal was to get some ASS in 57, in a manner of Abel Danger ‘plane speak’ that so confuses people like Knight of Malta Martin Dempsey and Lt Paul Vance Sr who will probably change his style to be more like a Vanilla Gorilla.


Chips noticed very little was written on the card except for these words: “Purple Limo, stat, code blue, Chicago False Flag 2 March, 2014. Celestial Blew” Chips noticed blue and blew and decided they’d BLOW off the Umbrellaman brief and discuss security issues in the back of the Purple Reign II official gyno-lab which often sits at Vino in the Valley during Victory Dinners. This year on July 17th we will celebrate victory over Serco, Sandy Hook and Boston Marathon “lack of bomb”-ing. As Chips followed the svelte and comely Dangerette from down under he was thinking of trying a little ‘down under’ position 57 as he noticed an increasing waft of clover as he looked forward to watching the movie “The Scent of a Woman”. As they made their way through the heated portion of the WORLD’S MOST LETHAL STUDEBAKER GARAGE, Chips grabbed three tins of SMOKED OYSTERS and a two tab gel tab of Rodney Baldinger NDSU Extend-o-peters which generally were not required when debriefing a new Dangerette.

Ever the doting gentleman, Chips opened the right rear door of the super trick, piss wicked 1995 Fleetwood Stretch with bar in back and a pair of stainless steel speculums for those hard to crack cases like Sandy Hook which was cracked with a simple G-Spot:

[ malloy + dmort V + HSEEP + Crisis Actors + Vision Box + Field McConnell ]

As Tiger Lily settled into the passion pit of the Limo, Agent Chips got a ‘free shot’ of Celestial Blue, Pastel Celestial Blue causing him to think if he could just pour Tiger Lily a stiff, I say again STIFF LPR he could probably blow her SKY HIGH not to be confused with the song of the same title by Jigsaw whose lead singer was also the drummer and Chips thought of offering his drumstick if she’d like to have a Purple Limo pic nic, as it were, to wit, for sooth. As Tiger Lilly’s Celestial Blue IOC was dangled from the volume knob, I say again KNOB, of the CD player overhead the third seat Chips saw her remove a small container of Yes personal lubricant and he said “that won’t be necessary’ as he licked his own eyebrows.

Being an Aussie she took him at his word hoping to take him hard as soon as he could remove her over the shoulder boulder holder in basic black lace with rear snaps as oppose to the front snap “melon spillers” and as the portion of her bounty became clearly in view he thought to himself he hadn’t seen boobs this big since Holder and Obama rode in to town after Holder had worked since 1984 with Kristine Marcy at the USDoJ Asset Forfeiture Fund from where they bilked big companies like KPMG, Boeing, HSBC and Serco. Strike that, the Serco settlement above $1T needs to be held in confidence until the CHICAGO FIRE planned by the Vatican occurs under Rammer Rahm’s watch if he is not to busy at the Man’s Country Butt Ramming venue frequented by Donald Young, Nate Spencer, Larry Bland, Alex Okrent and Barry Soetoro, CME. Chooming mulatoo extraordinaire? 

Chips had his nose in her business and couldn’t read so Agent Tiger Lilly tried her hardest to read to the world’s most confusing cunning linguist.

“Chips, I just got a Clipper IMMEDIATE JASPAR from Sam the Dog and Reef Boy. They were embedded in a catering truck at Gatwick and they were told to drive over to the south ramp and refuel a jet that had departed Rome with the same 150 persons who were in NYC prior to the Serco 9/11 performance monitored by Samatha Smythson and the Duchess of Pork. The destination is supposedly Gary, Indiana which as all Abel Danger heavily knockered Dangerettes understand is a Chicagoland airport that has no passengers but many daily arrivals of flights from south and central America generally with bills of lading marked “fresh flowers”. We are checking again to see if any Rome departures stopped for fuel at Brize Norton. If the CHICAGO PLAN GOES hot, real hot, think SMACsonic hot, it will be the last gasp of the Serco Suckers who thought that Abel Danger did not really have an ‘eye in the sky’ as evidenced by CAPTAIN SHERLOCK SOLVES 9/11 and the parade marking the installation of FIELD MCCONNELL’S JET at the Canton, Texas Van Zandt County Veterans Memorial. Reef Boy and Sam the Dog suggest setting a THREAT WINDOW 1428 if you don’t get STAND DOWN confirmation from Kristine Marcy and Martin Dempsey or their ‘handler’ Thomas J. Smolich, SJ which some think means ‘society of Jesus’ but in reality means Serco Jerks, no relation whatsoever to circle jerks such as those mandatory at Eton and Oxford……” 

“Excuse me Tiger Lilly but would you consider a little less talk and a lot more action before I suffer a reduction in TI below 114%?”


This apparently was not Tiger Lilly’s first rodeo as she murmured: “Ride Em Cowboy” as Chips saddled up after trotting out his purple tipped red champion which is not a Studebaker but is related to the 36 Stud pictured here prowling the streets of Plum City.


The kickstand was in the donut, not to be confused Master Paul Vance Sr who was digging Malloy’s grave with every unconstitutional comment he made, and to keep his mind off the ample bounty and tight quarters offered by Agent Tiger Lilly he thought of how unfortunate it was that two old gay pedophiles weren’t man enough to admit to the world that the Roman Catholic Church is a façade; a military and banking complex that thinks nothing of abusing and murdering child such as occurred in 1964 the Common Core Common Purpose Serco “care homes’ for native orphans which should be been called ‘don’t care homes.

Tiger Lilly had just barked out ‘Switch, derrick pumper, sidewinder’ to which our affable but never flappable Agent Chips saddled up in the new position to give her 15 minutes of what may become her favored position. To keep from an early exploculation Chips put his ‘ear buds’ in to listen to the opening of the Umbrellaman meeting that had been signaled by the huge air horn attached to the World’s Most Lethal Stud Garage. He apparently had missed the introduction of Umbrellaman by Rooster Cogburn but picked it up at the point where Umbrellaman was speaking of Consitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers.


“….. militiamen and adult men capable of being deputized by Constitutionally pure Sheriffs made it clear to even subhuman mongrels that if they continue to assault the citizens and values of the United States of America that there would be ‘hell to pay’ to those who allowed Jarrett to deny aid to the engaged patriots in Benghazi. Due to our just being advised of a large contingent of Jesuits from the Vatican enroute to Chicago I will be asking Agent Chips to post TW1428 for an explosive and incendiary event for the Windy Shitty in period 3 March to 11 May, 2014. That straddles the deadline given Knight of Malta Dempsey of 22 April, 2014 delivered to Martin Dempsey during the broad, I say again, Broad cast of 26 February, 2014. I will post the link to that video which got over 2500 views in the first day. Sociable!”


“As Agents Sphinx and Chips had demonstrated in Operation RED ROSE, well known Whistleblowers don’t need to be afraid of blowhards like Paul Vance Sr, aka Donut 1. I have just been advised that 4 Connecticut thugs are on their way up here to deliver to Agent Chips a strong warning. Has anyone seen Agent Chips?”

“Umbrellaman, he is on remote duty probing and ass set for information vital to the revival of faith in the United States and just order for we the Global Commoners. However, our Agent 99 has indicated that Chips is monitoring via some ear buds supplied by some caring Dangerettes. Could you please allow Agent Hamish to come on briefly and remind us how Serco-Clinton-Dick did Gareth Williams. Or better yet perhaps we could re-post his message so we don’t have to listen to his cheesy accent, it might cause the TI of Agent Chips to falter to “you can’t push a rope stag” prior to the exploculation that always follows an enduro with a Dangerette tried and true or brand spanking new. I could be wrong but I think in that post there was talk of a man who in 1785 boasted he could seduce a female while 300 meters high in a bag of hot air no relation to Maureen Baginsky, Kristine Marcy or Hillary Clintons, three bags of hot air that cause a methane explosion risk whenever they are in the same unventilated room such as on 22 October, 1996 during the Gore Hammer Awards for Treason.” Immediately following the response given by Hammer Rooster Cogburn, Hammer MacCheese projected both the offensive paragraph and the entire post #1862.

The main historic attraction of Brooks's was its gaming rooms. At several tables in one, gentlemen would stake fortunes on whist and hazard. Gambling all night was common; all day and all night, not unheard of. When the stakes far exceeded any ordinary expenses, all the club accounts were commonly deducted from winnings, so that no bills were rendered to members. Numerous eccentric bets were and are made in the Brooks's betting book. One extraordinary entry from 1785 is "Ld. Cholmondeley has given two guineas to Ld. Derby, to receive 500 Gs whenever his lordship fucks a woman in a balloon one thousand yards from the Earth."[2] (However there is no further indication that the bet was paid, or even how they would check it if it was claimed.) Members' gaming, such as at backgammon, continues today, but somewhat less extravagantly.

Plum City – ( – February 27, 2014: United States Marine Field McConnell has linked Mycroft Warrants apparently issued to Cressida Dick and her MI-3 Innholders Livery Company agents, to a Serco tag allegedly and unwittingly worn by the late Gareth Williams as he hacked the Fairmont Hotels Wi-Fi and body-bag triage operations of Common Purpose and “Do what thou wilt” alumni of the Bullingdon Club.

McConnell recognizes a Mycroft Warrant as a writ issued by a competent but blackmailed or extorted officer, usually a judge or magistrate, who permits an otherwise illegal act (such as the spoliation of evidence at crime scene investigations, or, the withholding of autopsy reports to conceal pedophile murder-for-hire, or, the tracking of blackmailers in pre-positioned triage teams) and affords the person executing the writ protection from damages if the act is performed.

MI-3 = Kristine Marcy (sister) + Norman Inkster + Interpol + Intrepid (William Stephenson) 

McConnell claims Serco root companies extorted Mycroft warrants from the Prince of Wales (later Edward VII) and used a GMT-based telegraph call center in London’s Langham Hotel to blackmail pedophile Innholder guests in Australia, Canada, New Zealand and the United States. 

McConnell notes that whilst Serco’s pedophile blackmailers have controlled prison/hotel-based crime scenes for centuries, the mid ‘90’s integration of MI-3 Mycroft warrants, Serco tags and Common Purpose body bags (in lieu of autopsies) required the criminal collaboration of his sister Kristine “Con Air” Marcy, Cressida “Common Purpose” Dick and the Bullingdon Boys.

McConnell claims that in the August 2010, a Mycroft Warrant was issued to Dick and Serco director Maureen Baginski to have Gareth Williams tracked and killed after the code-breaker hacked Common Purpose body-bag triage operatives in the MI-3 Innholders Fairmont hotels.

McConnell invites key word Googlers to read excerpts below and ask why “The List of Sherlock Innholders – The Wrist That Didn’t Bleed” book has a new title at

Meanwhile, back in the Purple Reign II Purple Limo Chips had been forced to provide a training tool for Tiger Lilly’s Fellatio practice not to be confused with Agent Chips’ 6pm tenor sax lesson that had to be scrubbed so I could use that half hour to write this hasty Chapter 14, Chips was so aroused he felt he might exploculate early and deny pleasure to the well experienced rodeo enthusiast so to keep from that embarrassing event, he pictured Piers Morgan’s mother, Miss Porcine Morgan, who when properly made up bore a striking resemblance to Jim Fetzer one of the shills at VT. Chips had a full grip on both of Tiger Lilly’s ears and was unaware of the four lone gunman approaching the Purple Limo on orders of Paul Vance Sr, aka Donut 1 who had really gotten his handler, Flannel Dannel’s panties in a bunch as opposed to Agent Chips who has gotten into a lot of panties generally in pastels like a rainbow.

As the four ‘lone gunman’ got within small arms range of the Purple Limo Tactics Tillman and Agent Notso opened up first with a mass deployed of blinding paraglide grenades the brilliance of which caused the four ‘lone gunman’ to stop just for a moment allowing the Viet Nam era M60s, thought to have been hauled in Barry Seals’ C123 Fat Lady to the Sandinistas in the 1980s to open up with grazing, flanking, interlocking and fusillade FIELDS of fire reducing the 4 SAS-G4S-Blue Mountain flunkies to look like Swiss cheese, ample payback for the assassination of Pat Tillman who would be justly dealt with by 22 April, 2014 or Martin Dempsey might get another dose of the Karen Hudes-Field McConnell ‘squeeze play”. As Tactics Tillman and Agent Notso left their tree stands, the electrical power was cutoff just as Umbrellaman was to announce that Operation RAIN DANCE was to be upgraded to ROLLING THUNDER 2359, 2 March, 2014 if any Vatican Assassins were “Serco-tagged” to Chicago, capeche?

To keep his mind on his mission, Agent Chips reached up and selected F4, C180 so that the Gentle Giant could slow the pace down to something a 64 year old could handle while delivering “slow hand, saucy spoons” as the lady had suggested.


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