Tuesday, March 4, 2014

The List of Innholder Thurso – The Wrist That Didn’t Bleed - Chapter 16

Serco’s Sandy Hook Claims Napolitano, Bradford, Holder and 2?
Malloy Exposed By Microphone

Serco, Soames, Soetoro, Sandy Hook Hoax Exposed
G-Spot: serco + 28 corpses +spread bet vig + soames

Connecticut; Don’t Comply, Stand Your Ground 
Will Take Malloy et. al.
G-Spot: Napolitano + Bradford + Holder + Malloy + Vance + Abel Danger

Tactical Analysis Indicates Novice Treason Was Abundant SERCO’S Hoa
G-Spot: SERCO + Vance Sr. + Hoax

G-Spot: SERCO + sandy + satan + soetoro

Putin v. Obummer And Lurch, YGBSM
G-Spot: Putin Calmed By ROLLING THUNDER ( google it, I dare you )

Abel Danger Sherlocks Solved Serco’s Sandy Hoax 10 January, 2013
G-Spot: malloy + mcconnell + sandy hook + 10 January 2013

Dangerette Down Under Exposes SERCO Bone Problem
G-Spot: SERCO + Bone + Peacock + Clinton + Field McConnell

Pedophile Friendly Royal PITA Wishes To Become A Tampon
G-Spot: Prince Charles + tampon

Serco’s Sandy Hoax Exposed In Malloy-Vance Mis-speak
G-Spot: malloy + donut 1 + Field McConnell

You’re Once, Twice, Three Times A Lady
G-Spot: mccain + Treason + FIELD MCCONNELL + 6 April 2008

Tillman’s Ghost Haunts 23 Star Fraggers, Operation FAT COW
G-Spot: Cody + Abizaid + Dempsey + Petraeus + McChrystal + Kensinger + FIELD

Purple Reign II Foments Obama Gets Uzziah Treatment
G-Spot: BAGinsky + Marcy + Hillary + DICK + FIELD MCCONNELL + SERCO

Not All Annapolis Guys Keep Their Oath
G-Spot: plechash + mccain + USS Minnesota + FIELD MCCONNELL

As Agent Chips engaged the Dangerette for an ‘air refueling’ of sorts he was surprised at the color of the IOC on the lampshade. He wondered if it was a ‘surprise’ meant to increase his TI to epic proportion. Or just a ‘red flag’ to help Vladimir, his Brother, to avoid WW3 which Vladimir and China could win, according to a cunning linguist who opposes Satan, Soetoro, Sandy Hook’s Travestite and Flannel Dannel who are known by their fruits. To keep from an early exploculation, he recalled the definition of a conspiracy as a secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful. He recalled that at HIGH NOON on 2 March, 2014 his google search produced the definition and an example, which was "a conspiracy to destroy the government" much like Kristine Marcy, Janet Reno and Jamie Gorelick were honored for doing on 22 October, 1996 while getting the Gore Hammer Awards from another of Satan’s Servants Al “hot air”Gore who currently clerks at Gooch, Grundle , Chode and Taint Law Firm in Clinton, Maryland. The reinvention of the government was for benefit of Serco but disguised as McConnell International first, later as Clinton Rubin, and finally as the Octopus: SERCO. As Chips imagined getting in a court room with Donut 1 or Flannel Dannel it would be like a scene from Trinity. For those in Connecticut, Trinity is the Triune God: God, Jesus, Holy Spirit. But if folks in Connecticut still prefer Donut 1 and satan, so be it.

Chapter 16

Scripture: Isaiah 55:8-9

“For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” declares the Lord. 

“As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.”

Gospel: How Great Thou Art

 

Secular: Vehicle, Ides of March

 

 Video: All Roaches Lead To Hillary

 

G-Spot: cameron + bile + hate preachers

Way back in Chapter 15 some 48 hours ago, a Dangerette who prefers basic black and pale pink had stunned Agent Chips by displaying an IOC of another color during a debriefing ( for security purposes ) whilst others assigned to ROLLING THUNDER had watched an Omniglobe briefing performed by Global Hammer Rooster Cogburn. As the lady performed Abel Danger PBPs, Chips turned away to allow her a modicum of privacy. He closed his eyes and pictured her in the kitchen of a summer rental in Cape Cod where Chips had finally cured her of lingering in the cucumber department of any hi end grocery store. She had promised to leave the ‘straight 8’ on the kitchen counter to the left of her exposed shoulders if hewould attentively deliver a very specific order of pleasure including holding, cupping, spooning before engaging in “slow-hand, side-oiler, saucy spoons” her most favored way to warm up for “pile-driver, jack-hammer” which was Chips’ favored modus operandi. Chips, ever the doting gentleman had acquiesced in the interest of national security and to relieve them both of JRLs, justifiably raging libidos but not of a pedophile nature like Cameron and Marcy were trying to make John Rock de Besombes (*) appear to be to cover up for the behavior of Snowy on the night of 10 September, 2001 when she and the Duchess of Pork were in New York with Hillary, the DNA source of all cock-roaches, and Tricky, who preferred white meat at picnics, capeche?

(*) Besombes is French for gazoombas which all Dangerettes hide under their 44D IOC

Chips helped the Dangette into a black lace undergarment while observing her massive bounty from over her left shoulder with her immobileze by a long wet kiss between her left ear and the hairline. He detected a hint of clover so he gave her an MI assessment of 97% perilously close to CONDITION MAYTAG. His PTRC was rigging itself for Knight Action when and illtimed IMMEDIATE JASPAR came into his Clipper Squirt Gun from Mystery Girl, who along with Tiger Lilly and Crusher, had stolen away to JR’s Corner Bar in Plum City, population 597.

ROLLING THUNDER Agent Mystery Girl Immediate JASPAR to Hammers 3, Tillman, 6 Dangerettes in Plum City AOO, Notso, Barry M. Hall and Chips, copy Dirty Driveway: If any one is in company of Chips tell him that Hamish overdid the Mineral Water and signature Lime Slices but suggest that due to the fact that Cameron has not met the deadline for the release of Robert Green as set by Agent Chips, at 2359 central, 04Mar14 we will expose those trying to protect Serco from Sandy Hook and 9/11 and explain how they set up John Rock de Gazoombas, excuse me, de Besombes. We told (redacted) in Scotland and a Bullingdon, Oxford, Eton graduate that if Robert Green were not freed by 1700 GMT 25Feb14 we would expose the pedophile gurus at Number 10 and the White House Office of Women and Girls. Here is a draft of our letter to Cameron, Soames, Soetoro et. al. 

Plum City – (AbelDanger.net) – March 4, 2014: United States Marine Field McConnell has linked Serco tags apparently used by Churchill Mycroft grandson Nicholas Soames to track MI-3 Innholders Livery Company blackmailers to a pedophile porn racket allegedly operated by former policy advisor Patrick Rock out of David Cameron’s Number 10 Downing Street home. 

McConnell recognizes a Mycroft Warrant as a writ issued by a competent but blackmailed or extorted officer, usually a judge or magistrate, who permits an otherwise illegal act (such as the spoliation of evidence of spot fixing at crime-scene investigations, or, the omission of autopsies to conceal murder-for-hire, or, the placement of blackmailed pedophiles in phony triage teams) and affords the person executing the writ protection from damages if the act is performed. 

MI-3 = Kristine Marcy (sister) + Norman Inkster + Interpol + Intrepid (William Stephenson) 

McConnell claims Serco root companies extorted Mycroft warrants from the Prince of Wales (later Edward VII) and set up a telegraph-betting call center in London’s Langham Hotel to blackmail pedophile Innholder guests in Australia, Canada, New Zealand and the United States.

McConnell notes that whilst Serco’s pedophile blackmailers may have controlled hotel-based crime scenes and bookmaking frauds since 1888, the first use of wireless photo transmissions to blackmail Langham habitués in the 1920's was by MI-3 founder William “Intrepid” Stephenson where a possible victim was the late Winston Churchill – a compulsive gambler and the grandfather of the newly-appointed Serco CEO Rupert Soames and Soames’ Mycroft brother Nicholas. 

McConnell claims that Rupert Soames asked his brother Nicholas Soames – a Privy Councillor and former UK Defence Minister under former U.K. Prime Minister and Langham habitué John Major – to issue Mycroft Warrants to Serco director Maureen Baginski who allegedly supplied the online child pornography needed to entrap Rock and his Number #10 associates in a decades-old blackmailers’ honeypot. If anyone sees Agent Chips tell him he has until 2202 local Plum City to edit, embellish or cancel or the long version ( not Obama’s BC, there is none ) will be posted at AbelDanger.net and this short version will STAND. Mystery Girl, JR’s Corner Bar, The Plum

Chips could feel his lengthy portion retract as he knew that he and the as yet unidentified Dangerette who resembled BARN SWALLOW needed to join the others for the upcoming rebuttle scheduled for 2145. He place the key to the Grotto Room at the Maiden Rock Inn B & B in the left bay of her over the shoulder boulder holder wrapped in a cocktail napkin from Molly’s On Main with 2359, Chips, use Abel Danger knocker technique, then gave her a quick MI assessment. He left the rear of the Purple Limo and as she followed him out he was regaled with a good LONG look at an IOC that reminded him of VR which is Navy talk for transport squadrons.

They returned to the WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS Studebaker barn and slipped in just as a Clipper came into his Clipper Squirt Gun, this one from Agent 99.

Rolling Thunder Agent 99 FLASH FESTUS to Agent Chips, Julie Shirts and Crusher: The rebuttle brief begins very soon but I will record it and redeploy so if you are engaged in any serious debriefings continue those probes, Atomic Betty, Tactics Tillman and I are holding down the fort. 99

Chips and VR silently closed in behind Atomic Betty and Tactics Tillman as the Omniglobe countdown timer changed from flashing orange to red, vibrance red, at the 30 seconds to go point. As the OMNIGLOBE became alive those in the Room and at the secondary command post at 401 Main Street, Plum City saw the distinguished looking face of DIRTY DRIVEWAY, Abel Danger’s man about town in Richmond-onThames where he had worked 7/7, RAF Chinook of 1994, Resiliance Mortuary, Royal Artillery Company and the ‘snooker’ of the Pedophile filter at Number 10 Downing Street where it appeared he may be taking the fall for ‘ship jumper Dave’ regarding the rampant pedophilia that has been rampant in the halls of government in England since long before World War Two when Winston Churchill should have been quoted as “we have nothing to fear but my two grandsons being exposed as the CEO of Serco and the Mycroft of British governance by Abel Danger” or some such poppycock dare I say codswollop?

Dirty Driveway began his rebuttle briefing with a few strange comments about the 37th parllel in the United States and some unexplained animal mutilations perhaps done by the “chupacabras” from Mexico and Puerto Rico that are being released parallel to, but south of, the United States Air Force tunnel dug by nuclear boring machines resulting in underground railroads stretching from Goldwater’s Arizona ‘four corners, northeast towards Denver, then straight east to the Washington DC-Mt. Weather-Raven catacombs reserved for the shadow government if they ever succeed in TOPPING OFF the elected but corrupt government currently appeasing the NWO types, NATO and the central bankers who are destroying sovereign nations so that those central banks can back the reconstruction of randomly chosen nations such as Labia, excuse me, Libya, Syria and the Ukraine where Putin holds all the cards and Lurch and Soetoro looks more like sissy girls with each passing day.

Chips attention was drawn to the 1942 Studebaker double-dater coupe and the movement of a brown haired lady who in 1966 had frolicked with Agent Chips in the tidal pool at Survival Beach just north of the cliff and chain link fence across Cliff Road from FO3. Back then she was a heavily knockered sophomore at Ramey High School where Chips was a junior and in the yearbook of the Class of ’67 he was chosen as the senior “most likely to go to Obama’s high school and McCain’s college and to accuse them both of treason (*) then go one to expose 9/11, Sandy Hook, 7/7, Aurora, Waco, Murrah Building, Katrina and Deepwater Horizon” not because he was both a forensic economist and cunning linguist but because his sister, Kristine Marcy, had some very sloppy (seconds?) associates named Baginsky, Gorelick, Reno and Hillary “roacham” Clinton, who had been exposed by Agent Chips with this gripping Google G-Spot:

Hillary + Foul Taint + Field McConnell

Chips let those around him know he’d be right back and he ambulated in an erect fashion back to the stunning brunette whose headlights were still the subject of many a male heterosexual stare where he was handed a handwritten note on the back of an inventory sheet from the Plum City Hardware Store near which he often parked his 1936 Studebaker with the Chevy 427 Powered Pro Street 36 Stud.

Chips took the note and read it while the stunning brunette withdrew to immerse herself back into the crowd of Abel Danger Agents who would be celebrating numerous victories at Vino in the Valley at 7pm on the evening of 17 July, 2014 where he will be crowned the ACE OF SANDY HOOK for the 5 people he fingered causing them to leave their posts over this chilling google G-Spot: 

Napolitano + Bradford + Holder + Vance + Malloy + Abel Danger

Tactical Analysis Indicates Novice Treason Was Abundant SERCO’S Hoax
G-Spot: SERCO + Vance Sr. + Hoax

Chips was alerted to upcoming action when he heard Dirty Driveway suggest TAINT WASH was about to be declared if Malloy and Vance didn’t get real constitutional, real fast. Wisconsin, Texas and Michigan became the first 3% club members in shipping 3% of Abel Danger informed militia groups supply of .223 and 5.56 rounds and 3% of the larger mags desired by private citizens in Connecticut who understand that God has granted us the right to protect our family. The Second Amendment reaffirmed it. And Governor ‘Flannel Dannel’ demonstrates a severe imbalance between brains and balls if he thinks any real Americans in what was formerly the CONSTITUION STATE before being renamed the CONSTIPATION STATE as Flannel Dannel and Donut 1 realize that Eric Holder has signaled he will make the 22 April, 2014 deadline set by Agent Chips. Those in government in UK/Scotland failed to release Robert Green on our schedule so we allowed the compromise of Patrick Rock to take the heat of ‘ship jumper Dave’ while Abel Danger researches his relationship to Serco Soames and Mycroft Soames in the Serco-Soames-Soetoro-Soames-Sandy Hook ‘failed gun grab’. Hearing the key word TAINT Chips recaged his focus on the Omniglobe in time to hear Dirty Driveway make these comments.

“Agent Bean Spiller and 80W were deployed with Dirty Driveway and the Tugboat Twins and after the failed 25 February deadline for Robert Green’s release they met with the serious fraud office to add a little fuel to the fire. In front of each of you in the Studebaker garage, 401 Main Street and the Maiden Rock Inn there is a copy of this late draft, please read along as I read aloud. Pardon the cheesy English accent but if you wish to know which cheese, I prefer Wensleydale. Here goes: #1868:

Marine links Serco blackmail tag to Churchill Mycroft grandson, MI-3 Sandy Hook. Plum City – (AbelDanger.net) – March 4, 2014: United States Marine Field McConnell has linked Serco blackmailer tags apparently used by Churchill Mycroft grandson Nicholas Soames to track victims through the MI-3 Innholders Livery Company and share a Ladbroke’s vig for 28 corpses placed at the Sandy Hook lone-gunman exercise in Connecticut on December 14, 2012.

McConnell recognizes a Mycroft Warrant as a writ issued by a competent but blackmailed or extorted officer, usually a judge or magistrate, who permits an otherwise illegal act (such as the spoliation of evidence of spot fixing at crime-scene investigations, or, the omission of autopsies to conceal murder-for-hire, or, the positioning of blackmailed pedophiles in phony triage teams) and affords the person executing the writ protection from damages if the act is performed.

MI-3 = Kristine Marcy (sister) + Norman Inkster + Interpol + Intrepid (William Stephenson)

McConnell claims that Serco root companies extorted Mycroft warrants from the Prince of Wales (later Edward VII) and set up a telegraph-betting call center in London’s Langham Hotel to blackmail pedophile Innholder guests in Australia, Canada, New Zealand and the United States.

McConnell notes that whilst Serco’s pedophile blackmailers may have controlled hotel-based crime scenes and bookmaking frauds since 1888, the first use of wireless photo transmissions to blackmail Langham habitués was by MI-3 founder William “Intrepid” Stephenson where a possible victim was the late Winston Churchill – a compulsive gambler and the grandfather of the newly-appointed Serco CEO Rupert Soames and Soames’ Mycroft brother Nicholas.

McConnell claims that in 2014, Rupert Soames asked his brother Nicholas Soames – a Privy Councillor and former UK Defence Minister under John Major – to issue Mycroft Warrants to Serco director Maureen Baginski and authorize her to have 28 body bags pre-positioned in the DMORT V morgue fraudulently deployed to the lone-gunman exercise near Sandy Hook (= 7/7 M.O. but with 54 Serco-tagged body bags and destination Resilience mortuary in HAC grounds). The rest of the message is posted at www.abeldanger.net as Post #1868 but suffice it to say that Serco will not appreciate the extra scrutiny of the Soames brothers and their ultimate destiny, capeche? I now yield the floor to Tactics Tillman of the Phoenix AD assymetrical warfare Psyops branch 1965. Tillman.”

G-Spot: SERCO + sandy + satan + soetoro

“Thank you Dirty Driveway, down in Jan Brewer’s state the term "Liberal Paradise" would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only Law Enforcement has guns. And believe it or not, such a place does indeed exist ...... It's called PRISON. What are the odds that Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County will be in Mounds View, Minnesota to speak at 8pm Thursday, the 6th of March the day after Malloy and Vance, the other two names, will be receiving a copy of this chapter we are collectively writing in fact to unmask and expose the evil that Napolitano, Bradford, Holder, Flannel Dannel and Donut 1 were getting away with before Abel Danger stepped into the ring. In short, Sandy Hook was a SERCO EVENT. The google pairing that has ensured the revelation of the Serco Hoax is this:”

[ Napolitano + DHS + Malloy + DMORT V + HSEEP + Crisis Actors + Vision Box ] 

“That google-pairing was created not by Field McConnell but rather by Janet Napolitano, Malloy, H. Wayne Carver, Reuben Bradford, John Simmons, Jennifer Rincon, Mike Kehoe, Eric ( fast and furious, DOJ Asset Forfeiture Fund, Kristine Marcy fan) Holder and the three ‘insiders’ who have switched sides. It appears DHS and Connecticut have not been aware of who Field McConnell is serving or who his ancestor five generations back was, strangley, also named Field McConnell. I have place the brief recap of Jane the Ripper’s Time Lapse Cipher which is being made into a feature movie. Please scan it very briefly and then I will conclude my remarks and turn it over to Umbrellaman. Sociable!”

Marquis d’Cartier had handed Chips a CSM in the new 2014 Abel Danger 16 ounce Martini glass and Chips was pleased to think of a pair of stuffed queens he’d soon be fondling if neither Ted Nugent nor Senator Cruz recalled him to the lone star state which is a possibility but once considered to be more likely after the 5 S’s of Sandy Hook are indicted. Tillman and Chips whispered the equivalent of a SMEAC briefing amongst themselves while Atomic Betty, Agent 99, Julie Shirts, Mystery Girl and Tiger Lilly were doing ‘rock paper scissors to see who would be joining Chips in the Grotto Room at the Maiden Rock Inn for a secure debriefing, in the interest of national security and a transfer of some Smoked Oysters.

Jane the Ripper's Time Lapse Cipher
(A Victorian Post Office Key to the Pedophile Telegraph Trap)

Pattern of the Times: On 29 October 1883, Jane Addams wrote to her brother close to the time of her sightseeing “adventure” at Toynbee Hall (‘Ripperland – June 1888’) in the East End of London.


‘At one time we found ourselves in a Dickens neighborhood past Mrs Bardell's house, the old debtor's prison, & Louis all alone’.

Addams’s letters were intercepted by Edmund Hodgson Yates who was born July 3, 1831 in Edinburgh and died May 20, 1894 in London. Yates began working at age 16 in the London general post office and rose to become the head of a group of blackmailers and pimps in the missing-letters department before retiring in 1872.


‘On the nth March, when Dickens gave his final reading, and “vanished from those garish lights for ever,” I [Yates] was with Mr. Scudamore at Edinburgh, whence, from the “instrument-room" of the General Post Office, I sent Dickens an affectionate message, which was given to him just before he stepped on to the platform, and to which he returned an affectionate reply’ .. ‘Fortune decreed .. that I [Yates] should have been appointed .. head of the Missing Letter Branch of the Secretary's office …constantly engaged in following up the mysterious ramifications of romances of real life, with all the looked-for adjuncts of traps, detectives, private examinations, etc.’ …‘ In addition to a large staff of [telegraph] clerks, I had the assistance of four " travelling officers," who were constantly employed in confidential investigations in the country, and four first-class detectives of the A division from Scotland Yard.’
Abel Danger’s researchers will prove that Yates’s Post Office telegraph clerks, traveling officers and detectives, issued time lapse keys to Jane the Ripper Addams to conceal the Whitechapel murders of 1888.



Synopsis:



In 1886, a prostitute in Whitechapel London, solicits Arthur Conan Doyle to ask for his help in exposing blackmailers and pimps working at the General Post Office who use instrument room to buy, sell and even authorize the killing of her friends’ children.


Doyle discovers that Post Office pimps use graduates at Toynbee Hall, Urania Cottage and Barnardo Homes to teach children the art of sexual entrapment: the girls learn how to use Playfair time-lapse ciphers to set telegraph traps for Mormon or Gentile lesbians; the boys learn how to sell key words to male clients in a Cleveland Street brothel.



Doyle finds that Edmund Yates helped the Post Office pimps to place pedophile telegraphers in man-in-the-middle positions in the Metropolitan and City Police and their equivalents in Cleveland, Washington, New York, Boston, Chicago and Salt Lake City.



Doyle identifies the pimp boss as Edmund Yates; erstwhile slumming friend of Charles Dickens and Jane Addams; blackmailer of the Metropolitan and City Police and their equivalents in Cleveland, Washington, New York, Boston, Chicago and Salt Lake City.



In 1887, U.S. President Grover Cleveland asks Field McConnell, an undercover Marine intelligence officer, to help his government shut down the telegraph traps set up by Yates and the Mormon missionary families of Miles P. Romney and Brigham Young.

McConnell suspects that Yates conceals telegraph traps using Playfair time-lapse cipher devices developed from U.S. Patent Office documents stolen by Samuel Morse, just before Yates’s Crown Agents and Post Office arsonists destroyed the building in 1836.

McConnell realizes that Yates, former head of the missing-letters department is selling time-lapse keys to blackmailed assassins: when one key expires he issues another through the Imperial Brain telegraph instrument room at St Martin-in-the-Fields in the City.



In June of 1888, a high-ranking Mormon or Gentile woman sent Jane Addams and Ellen Starr to Toynbee Hall to find who was leaking intelligence on Yates’s traps and the Post Office pimps who had attracted the attention of President Cleveland’s Marine.

Doyle asks the Whitechapel woman to track Addams’ stay at Toynbee Hall in June 1888. He asks Yates’s cryptographer David Hawkins to cable Field McConnell for help.

Late at night on Saturday September 29th 1888, Hawkins intercepts and deciphers two telegrams from McConnell’s secret office in the Endowment House in Salt Lake City—“Smdaenj Chicago RIP tomorrow” and “Swde Jews not men blame nothin”.



 Puzzled and fearful, Hawkins hailed a cab and went to warn a victim.

Chips looked at his watch while he took a loading dose from his Captain Sherlock Martini. The Dangerettes were still doing rock, paper, scissors and Chips realized he was to be in the Grotto Room before 2330 so that he could receive a ‘guest’ via the second floor deck that overlooked a garden below. Well, not on the evening of March 4th but by the Plum Plunge 2014 there would be bloomers below in the garden and bloomers on the lamp shade in the far left corner of the room next to the large ‘trident’ shaped mirror.

Agent 99 approached him and said we have given up on the rock paper scissors and we just got alerted by Global Dangerette Director Agent Bean that she will follow Umbrellaman’s briefing if he invokes Operation TAINT WASH. Agent Crusher just dropped of Tiger Lilly and Mystery Girl so we have decided to ‘bid’ on the priviledge of being your overnight PWA. Here read this in the car, on of us 6 will be creeping in from the patio deck within the hour. Toodles.”

Marquis d’Cartier topped off Chips’ Martini as Crusher arrived to haul him to the Maiden Rock Inn. As they walked out to the blue GMC crew cab not often linked to Agent Chips Crusher mention that U2-S 80-1076 had been flying over head Ukraine in the past 48 hours which caused Chips to think back to the HAARP Quake in Haiti caused by 80-1076 in March of 2010 he thought. Chips mentally googled a G-Spot of terms and found he was correct.

[ U2-S 80-1076 + Haiti + Ramey + Chips ]

Once in the pickup truck, Crusher played a video that was created at the suggestion of Abel Danger and one of our Dangerettes from Agawam, Massachusetts got Donut 1 to prove to the world he is a bonehead of epic proportion, code named Sexxy Tranni 62 apparently for his waist size.

 

Chips had just finished watching as Crusher pulled up in front of the Maiden Rock Inn. Crusher handed him a key and then slowly passed a vital message, in Farsi. Chips’ Farsi was as good as Agent Sables so he had her listening via Clipper from Washington DC. Between what he understood and Sable explained he understood that the Grotto Room door was booby trapped and set to go of if it was opened a second time in the time frame2230/4March to 1600/6March.

As Chips left the truck with the Grotto key in his wallet so he would have to really think before opening the door, Crusher pointed to Agent Notso who was wearing night camo and holding a ladder leading to the Grotto balcony. Chips and Notso exchanged some banter about the upcoming Southeast Wisconsin gathering and gave him a box of home loads in the 9mm hollow point FIELD loads. Chips tapped his right hip, then climbed the ladder. Once inside the Grotto room he moved an overstuffed Queen Anne chair to block the door, another reminder not to have the door opened for the next 48 hours until they would need to drive to the Mermaid Lounge in Mounds View to meet with Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Chips saw he had ample time to soak in the Jacuzzi built for two so he poured himself a refill of his Captain Sherlock Martini. While the water ran he configured his Clipper Squirt Gun to play a certain song when the balcony door would again be opened by which ever Dangerette won the bidding. He set the Clipper Squirt Gun for 4 hours, continuous play. He then went to soak in the Jacuzzi until he heard the music start.

Between the three 16 ounce CSMs and the hot soak, he felt uncharacteristically sleep for a sexagenarian so rather than drown and miss out on an endure, he a brown towel from under the Sienna hand towel and dried off. He ambled out to the bed, laid the towel down on the floor and crawled in. Within moments he was sleeping and slept soundly thinking of the upcoming Joe Arpaio-Presidential Limo Operation. He was in such a deep sleep he didn’t hear the door to the balcony open and close, but he did awaken as the music started, and a warm and willing Dangerette joined him to listen to the music in position saucy spoons until something popped up.

 

“Would you rather just go to sleep than tell me if Umbrellaman invoked TAINT WASH?”

An intriguing woman of few words, without saying a sound she passed him two gel tabs of Rodney Baldinger NDSU Extend-o-peters and a tin of Smoked Oysters which she looked forward to receiving whilst still in the Saucy Spoons posture, capeche?

While Chips drained the Oyster tin, juice and all, the unknown Dangerette leaned over and selected C6 and 60 indicating that she’d like one hour more of Saucy Spoons. As the music began, Chips felt certain he knew who’s business he was about ready to stick his nose into.

 

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